Limericks

[reddragon]

relaxed and eager to please

[Francisco]

Doesn't quite scan, red dragon...have another go, please...

[Francisco]

Without the need to pull a stunt..
The filmstar seemed at ease..
And when he took his lunchtime break..
He had steak and chips and peas!

[Francisco]

There was a young girl from Essex...

[gail]

Whose parents had both hailed from Sussex

[Francisco]

When out on the town,,,,,

[gail]

She lost a tooth crown (you were goading me to put "her knickers fell down!!" but I didn't!!)

[Francisco]

Spot on Gail...


...and her screaming could be heard from Wessex!

[Francisco]

there was an old man from the wrong side of town....