Donald Trump

[Clem]

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the Diplomats accompanying him,
You can have him shipped home for $50,000'
or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.
The Americans go into a huddle to discuss the options.
They return and tell the undertaker they want him shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks. Why would you ship him home for $50,00
when you can have him buried here for $100.
The Diplomats reply. Long ago a man died here was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.