Pulled Over Slow Driver

[Carl]

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the motorway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the Police Officer replied, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police Officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the road number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask … Is everyone in this car OK?” the trooper asked with concern. “These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer,” she replied. “We just got off road 110.”

[Francisco]

...an absolute rarity...a clean joke...I could tell my grandkids that one!!

[freddo]

there are more clean jokes than dirty jokes but people think the dirty ones are funnier
Use of vulgar language means a lack of good education