A new vicar was just assigned his first church in a small town.
He attempted to go out and meet all his flock by going to their homes for a visit.
One day he went to an elderly widow's home and knocked on the door. The widow invited him in for a coffee.
They were chatting in the living room and the minister noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and asked the widow if he could have some. "Sure," said the widow, "help yourself."
They continued to chat and suddenly the vicar noticed he had eaten almost the whole bowl of peanuts and was very embarrassed. "I'm so sorry," he said, "I ate almost all of your peanuts."
"That's quite alright," the widow replied. "Since i've lost all my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them anyway."
Peanut Loving Vicar
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