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A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 shoes. The salesman says: "But, sir, I cansee from up here you're at least a size 11". The guy says: "Just bring me a size 8 shoe". The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight and then stands up, obviously in pain. The salesman just has to ask: "Sir, why must you have these undersized shoes?" He says to the salesman:
"I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is having an affair with my best friend and my daughter is pregnant. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these damn shoes".