This morning I got up very early, quietly got dressed, made my lunch, got my fishing gear and slipped quietly out into the garage. Jumped in my car and started to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing at 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."My loving wife replied,"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
Stupid husband.
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