Teaser Of The Day No. 28

[Carl]

The following humorous quotes are from famous people. Try and decipher them.

1. HK ODZGDH, NKP DGGI B CKKI OXBCODBHOKD BDI B EOWG KM YPDJ.

2. B YPFN VKDQOQHQ KM HTGWZG EGFQKDQ VSKQGD HK IGVOIG TSK SBQ HSG AGHHGF WBTNGF.

3. BOFEWBDG HFBZGW OQ DBHPFG'Q TBN KM XBJODC NKP WKKJ WOJG NKPF EBQQEKFH ESKHK.

To get you started the vowels are:

B = A
G = E
O = I
K = O
P = U

and a couple of letters:

Y = J
T = W


Answers will be provided next Thursday evening after 21:00.

[Carl]

ANSWERS

1. To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk - Thomas Edison

2. A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer - Robert Frost

3. Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo - Al Gore