Zoom Etiquette & Protocols

[Carl]

Please don't sit there eating your lunch. Nobody wants to watch you munch!
Sit not too high and not too low. Too much cleavage try not to show!
You might think you're the main attraction. But keep still – moving around causes distraction
You can download a backdrop of library books to show you have brains, not just looks!
Hiding your treasures is a good point - Someone out there might be casing the joint!
At the very start of the meeting, with others you can share a simple greeting
You can see your friends and give them a wave, although in truth its their company you crave.
After that you must mute and say schtuum or others will hear what is said in your room.
Don't interrupt and take the speaker to task, but raise your hand if you've a question to ask.
And if for some reason you must leave your seat, use 'video off' your picture to delete.
Speak on the phone while zoom is playing, you will loom large and we'll hear what you're saying!
To taking it easy we've all adjusted, but hopefully our brains have not rusted
There's a whole virtual world outside of your room, once you've mastered the basics of 'Zoom'!