Limericks

[Francisco]

but apples and pears is slang for the Stairs..

[gail]

but his naughty thoughts were just out of reach....

[Korean Ken]

New one.

As I was walking past St Pauls....

[Francisco]

I was singing a song called "deck the halls"....

[gail]

And looking for holly to put on the walls

[Francisco]

The vicar missed with the hammer...

[gail]

and he started to stammer...

[Francisco]

IT sounded like "falls" but came out as "balls"!!



Boom boom!

[Francisco]

New one...

There was a young lady from Leeds....

[Francisco]

...who bought a packet of seeds...